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Today, around 2:00 a.m. I had just sat down on my couch when I noticed one of my cats poking at what appeared to be a toy. I attempted to pick it up to play with the cat when it started to move like a mouse. I squealed like a girl and woke up my wife upstairs. I'm a 26-year-old man. FML

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On 01/12/2010 at 2:45am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

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just remember...the mouse is more scared of you than you are of him....actually, in this case I dont think that is correct.

#2 - On 01/12/2010 at 10:13am by jlowder2

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If it was a mouse..... then yike. Don't be ashamed of yelping if your holding a mouse by its tail accidentally. It could give you rabies or something.

#4 - On 01/12/2010 at 10:25am by eean

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