FML : Today, at a bar, a woman approched me and tried to set me up with her friend. Looking around, the only people in the bar were a man reading the paper and...

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Today, at a bar, a woman approched me and tried to set me up with her friend. Looking around, the only people in the bar were a man reading the paper and a very ugly woman, looking at me and smiling. I worriedly replied, "I'm sorry, but I'm gay." Turns out her friend was the one reading the paper. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By awkward23 - / Tuesday 12 January 2010 10:26 / United States

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By Starfire22 | 5

#770316 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:14

Ydi, why didn't you just say that you had a girlfriend? Or just said " no thanks"

By Julianneisasmurf | 0

#770306 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:04

don't judge a book by it's cover.

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By Julianneisasmurf | 0

#770306 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:04

don't judge a book by it's cover.

greenltrn2003 | 0

#770315 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:14

newspaper in this case

The_Pleb | 0

#770467 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 19:05

Yeah dont judge a book by its cover, im sure she can cook and clean just as good as any prettier woman

FYL -100

stargazur | 9

#5355824 - Tuesday 5 February 2013 22:58

Oh my god, my name is Julianne too!

meepmerp | 20

#5857912 - Friday 14 February 2014 8:07

Wow! Really!? Congratulations!

By Fminetoo | 0

#770307 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:04

HAHA FYL

By bibi2223 | 0

#770308 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:04

first!!
Ahah and that sucks. And so do I. I have the IQ of a glass of water.

Fminetoo | 0

#770311 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:08

Epic Fail!

Dumbass

QTp13 | 10

#770318 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:15

#6 I agree 100%.

Fminetoo | 0

#770349 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:41

i wouldnt give that to ya either, maybe the IQ of a box of rocks...

highbie | 0

#1051307 - Thursday 1 July 2010 12:16

stfu maybe it was so sudden that response was the only response that op could think of

By QTp13 | 10

#770309 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:05

Bahahahaha :'D

That is classic!

By Starfire22 | 5

#770316 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:14

Ydi, why didn't you just say that you had a girlfriend? Or just said " no thanks"

May525XoXo | 8

#3038959 - Thursday 4 August 2011 19:19

ikr?

aimbug | 42

#6429410 - Thursday 8 October 2015 2:57

People often don't think under pressure.

By honeybeezy | 0

#770321 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:16

haha fyl

By dante0220 | 0

#770328 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:21

lmfao!!!!!!!!

By txgirl09 | 5

#770331 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:25

rofl, serves you right for being complicated. should have just said no thanks.

By vynns | 0

#770332 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:25

"Sorry I'm attached" would have been a more painless answer... But I guess you get to post on FML for saying you're gay. :)

By blastvortex | 3

#770336 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:26

Ditto. That's what you get for lying, OP. YDI.

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