FML : Today, at a bar, a woman approched me and tried to set me up with her friend. Looking around, the only people in the bar were a man reading the paper and...

115

Today, at a bar, a woman approched me and tried to set me up with her friend. Looking around, the only people in the bar were a man reading the paper and a very ugly woman, looking at me and smiling. I worriedly replied, "I'm sorry, but I'm gay." Turns out her friend was the one reading the paper. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By awkward23 - / Tuesday 12 January 2010 10:26 / United States

Love

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By Starfire22 | 5

#770316 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:14

Ydi, why didn't you just say that you had a girlfriend? Or just said " no thanks"

By Julianneisasmurf | 0

#770306 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:04

don't judge a book by it's cover.

Comments

By Julianneisasmurf | 0

#770306 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:04

don't judge a book by it's cover.

greenltrn2003 | 0

#770315 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:14

newspaper in this case

The_Pleb | 0

#770467 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 19:05

Yeah dont judge a book by its cover, im sure she can cook and clean just as good as any prettier woman

FYL -100

stargazur | 9

#5355824 - Tuesday 5 February 2013 22:58

Oh my god, my name is Julianne too!

meepmerp | 20

#5857912 - Friday 14 February 2014 8:07

Wow! Really!? Congratulations!

By Fminetoo | 0

#770307 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:04

HAHA FYL

By bibi2223 | 0

#770308 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:04

first!!
Ahah and that sucks. And so do I. I have the IQ of a glass of water.

Fminetoo | 0

#770311 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:08

Epic Fail!

Dumbass

QTp13 | 10

#770318 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:15

#6 I agree 100%.

Fminetoo | 0

#770349 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:41

i wouldnt give that to ya either, maybe the IQ of a box of rocks...

highbie | 0

#1051307 - Thursday 1 July 2010 12:16

stfu maybe it was so sudden that response was the only response that op could think of

By QTp13 | 10

#770309 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:05

Bahahahaha :'D

That is classic!

By Starfire22 | 5

#770316 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:14

Ydi, why didn't you just say that you had a girlfriend? Or just said " no thanks"

May525XoXo | 8

#3038959 - Thursday 4 August 2011 19:19

ikr?

aimbug | 42

#6429410 - Thursday 8 October 2015 2:57

People often don't think under pressure.

By honeybeezy | 0

#770321 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:16

haha fyl

By dante0220 | 0

#770328 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:21

lmfao!!!!!!!!

By txgirl09 | 5

#770331 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:25

rofl, serves you right for being complicated. should have just said no thanks.

By vynns | 0

#770332 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:25

"Sorry I'm attached" would have been a more painless answer... But I guess you get to post on FML for saying you're gay. :)

By blastvortex | 3

#770336 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:26

Ditto. That's what you get for lying, OP. YDI.

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Love

Nearly

Today, I was fooling around with my new gf. I guess she never was with an uncircumcised man before. Before I knew it, I had a frenulum tear and had to...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, my ex boyfriend convinced my current boyfriend to break up with me because “bros before hoes”. They met for the first time last week. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

See all the Nearly FMLs

World

Loading data…

Turkey

Today, I couldn't get out of bed due to severe morning sickness. I have to lay still and I can only hold in some tiny crackers. It's the second day of...

Philippines

Today, I went on a blind date. As I waited for him in a pet-friendly mall, my friend said, "He's eccentric and has swag!" I didn't exactly know what she...

See all the World FMLs

Photos

See all FML photos