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Today, I was eating lunch out side with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30739) - you deserved it (2557)

On 12/17/2009 at 4:43pm - animals - by ollierocks96 - United States (Florida)

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Oh god, ah! That's icky! I hope you didn't swallow it. Must've sucked for the spider, too.

#8 - On 12/17/2009 at 7:40pm by NoteMyGrin

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thats nasty

#3 - On 12/17/2009 at 7:33pm by cch2010

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