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Today, I saw a spider in my bathtub, so instead of killing it, i decided to bring my dog inside the bathroom to kill the spider for me. Turns out that the spider was a black widow, and my dog was bit. The dog killed the spider. The spider killed my dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55378) - you deserved it (105077)

On 03/29/2009 at 1:04am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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