Animals: Today, I saw a spider in my bathtub, so instead of killing it,...

By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I saw a spider in my bathtub, so instead of killing it, i decided to bring my dog inside the bathroom to kill the spider for me. Turns out that the spider was a black widow, and my dog was bit. The dog killed the spider. The spider killed my dog. FML

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By DogLover - 06/02/2013 13:59 - United States - Watertown

Today, I learned that my big, tough, strong dog is terrified of spiders when he jumped, knocked over a table and then peed on the spider to drown it. FML

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By nopenopenopenope - 23/09/2016 03:28 - United States - Winston Salem

Today, I tried to have a relaxing soak in the tub. The giant wolf spider that was already in the tub didn't like me trying to set it free outside. It ran right across my feet and back into my house when I dumped it out of a cup outside. I screamed like a little girl. FML

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By terrified - 09/08/2015 03:10 - United States - Forest City

Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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Noped out of there

By Anonymous - 28/11/2022 16:00

Today, we found a tarantula type spider in our shed so big it could only have been someone’s escaped pet. This thing was so big, even my husband said, "NOPE!" In the end, we used our neighbour's crossbow to kill, it because I think it grew that big by eating dogs and small horses. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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By dre_bro11 - 06/11/2011 12:17 - Australia

Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML

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By Steffi3 - 14/05/2016 16:29 - United States

Today, there was a spider in my car. FML

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A job well done.

By belly the jelly - 30/10/2017 21:00

Today, I asked my husband to deal with the very large spider in our kitchen. Rather than a newspaper or a slipper, he went after it with an aerosol can and a lighter. The spider is now dead, but so are the wall and cupboards in my kitchen. FML

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By Thescarlettfox - 16/02/2020 01:00

Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML

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squeezebox 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 16:03

Oiii, that's so terrible!! I'm sorry to hear that. ):

vicious_ 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 16:08

Wow. This is why you run water when the spider is in the bathtub. Poor dog.

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Monty_Python 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 18:10

Poor dog. OP is a ******* idiot.

Victoria2103 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 18:11

Wow. Just wow. For all those people saying "Oh, she didn't know what it looks like" or "If she's afraid of spiders, then it makes sense the dog would kill it for her": I'm SEVERELY arachnophobic, and I have never done that to my dog. Know why? Because I'm not a moron. You were responsible for that animal. And how was HE supposed to know it was a black widow? He's just a dog. You, on the other hand, were (presumably) endowed with basic reasoning skills. Nature has a way of making poisonous things obvious to us, i.e. rattlesnakes, neon blue tree frogs, Oh! AND freakily shaped spiders with huge asses and bright red on them. God, I hope you never become a mother. You'd probably try to get your infant to save you from a bear or something.

depresedandbroke 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 18:12

wht does OP stand 4?

mikeyellenlee 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 18:13

You ******* moron. I hope a spider crawls into your throat and gags you in your sleep. You deserve to be put away for animal cruelty.

ddrfunkmaster 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 18:15

#93 word

yourtinystar 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 18:15

@ #93: YOU JUST MADE MY WHOLE LIFE COMPLETE! @ # 94: Original Poster

lolo527 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 18:16

Wow...that poor dog. I hope someone steps in the next time you try to adopt an animal and keeps you from ever getting a pet again because you are a freaking idiot