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Today, I received a $500 fine for an "unruly" dog. I don't have a dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26149) - you deserved it (1721)

On 11/27/2009 at 8:48pm - animals - by bill - United States

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They were talking about your wife. :,D

#2 - On 11/28/2009 at 3:07am by alexandraa

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Your dog is very unruly; it won't even exist when you tell it to!

#14 - On 11/28/2009 at 3:56am by Ninjaface

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