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Today, I was at QuickTrip. As I was leaving, I passed a woman who was saying "stay" very sternly through her open driver's side door. I smiled as I passed, saying "Your dog wants to follow you huh? I've been there." She glared at me and said "No. That's my son. He's mentally challenged." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37649) - you deserved it (18996)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:39pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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