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Today, I was jumping on every crunchy leaf on the sidewalk. I went especially far out of my way to step on one only to notice it didn't crunch right. I looked closer, it was a dead bird. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24678) - you deserved it (16389)

On 11/10/2009 at 6:05pm - animals - by mhmohyeah (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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It was a defenseless, little bird in need of help . . . until you crushed it to death.

Birds are the descendants of dinosaurs. Sweet dreams.

#11 - On 11/10/2009 at 8:59pm by perdix

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I do that all the time! But dude, that sucks.

#3 - On 11/10/2009 at 8:38pm by echarperouge

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