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Today, I woke up to see my cat crawling out my window onto the roof. Afraid he was going to jump to the ground, I crawled out my window as well. I caught him. The neighbors caught me in my underwear and bra yelling at my cat on the roof. FML

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On 10/12/2009 at 9:44pm - animals - by catgirl911 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Now you're the crazy cat lady. :]

#2 - On 10/13/2009 at 3:26am by Witchcraft

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How tall is your house? If it's one-story, don't worry about the cat; easily survivable with little or no damage (if your cat is agile enough to make it to the roof from a window sill, then he probably would be fine if he jumped). Generally, cats won't jump if they don't think they'll be fine, unless they get super spooked. They may be pets, but they're not totally stupid.
Your cat was more likely than not going to be fine.

#7 - On 10/13/2009 at 3:32am by DameGreyWulf

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