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Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML


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On 09/27/2009 at 4:54pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

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Thats horrible. How could your father make you do that? I would've told him that your dog should just stay buried. I'm sorry you lost him.

#6 - On 09/27/2009 at 7:48pm by darkmis1

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Shit--HE is the one wants the cremation, let HIM go dig him up.

#17 - On 09/27/2009 at 8:10pm by aback

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