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Today, I thought it would be fun to tease my dog by standing above her and hitting each of her paws repeatedly. My dog thought it would be fun to jump up and bite at my chest whilst I wasn't wearing a shirt. I just spent four hours in hospital getting my nipple sewn back on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9229) - you deserved it (63041)

On 09/16/2009 at 9:24am - animals - by nipped (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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you = fail
dog = win
YDI for picking on ur dog! good boy

#9 - On 09/16/2009 at 2:14pm by alex_mu

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creepy that you were naked and playing with your dog..

#11 - On 09/16/2009 at 2:17pm by sup_fag

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