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Today, I was on the job as an ambulance driver, I got a call about a man who claimed he'd had a heart attack. When I got to the house, it turned out the man was fine. I did however manage to hit a dog on the way there in fear of the man dying. FML

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On 09/12/2009 at 2:35pm - animals - by ambulancedriver (man) - Poland (Warszawa)

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Wow. What kind of awful person would fake that? FYL, but you probably couldve tried to avoid the dog. F[the dog's owber's]L.

#1 - On 09/12/2009 at 5:12pm by FMLable

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I say FYL. And everyone saying YDI really needs to relax. I understand everyone loves animals. I do too. I would probably cry if I hit one. But where I come from, the first lesson they teach you in driving school is unless you can avoid hitting an animal without putting yourself or anyone else in danger, you have to run it over.

#13 - On 09/12/2009 at 5:25pm by OhhxGoshhxAri

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