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Today, I was sitting at the computer when this really annoying fly kept landing on the keyboard. After a while, I took the bottom of a pen and squished it. Twenty minutes later I absentmindedly started chewing at the bottom of the pen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11654) - you deserved it (51302)

On 08/05/2009 at 11:04pm - animals - by dumbblonde (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Did it taste like chicken?

#6 - On 08/06/2009 at 3:09am by f_my_life88

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Would have loved to see your face at the moment you realised.

#10 - On 08/06/2009 at 3:10am by _rawrasaur_

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