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Today, it was my first day working at a milking parlor. As I crouched behind a cow to put on an udder cluster, I looked up and gasped just in time for the cow to crap on my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34609) - you deserved it (4897)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:42am - animals - by abi_vet_student (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

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Aren't you supposed to do that from the side?

#3 - On 02/13/2009 at 10:18am by Whoa

See in context

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You gasped...as in...your mouth was wide open for reception?

#5 - On 02/13/2009 at 10:41am by Rayn4u

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