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Today, my brother came down to my house, bringing his untrained puppies with him. As we were eating dinner, I dropped part of my sandwich in a liquid that was on the tablecloth. Thinking it was water, I ate it. As I chewed, I realized the liquid wasn't water. My sandwich was dipped in dog urine. FML


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On 06/22/2009 at 12:04am - animals - by ihatedogs (woman) - United States (New York)

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The dogs were on the table, peed on it without you realizing and you guys decided to eat on it anyway?
Even if there's water, wouldn't you attempt to clean it up? I don't understand. There's more then a few drops. It's a freaking puddle.

#4 - On 06/22/2009 at 6:15am by redbluegreen

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...I guess urine for a surprise.

#5 - On 06/22/2009 at 6:17am by heywood

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