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Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

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LMAO

must have been a hard kick to do that and even then, why the hell would you kick a cat that hard?

#1 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:02pm by truslide

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I don't think your child will be crawling in your bed anymore for a while... if ever.

#2 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:02pm by uhmfml

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