Today, the smoke detector in my bedroom malfunctioned and started going off while my cat was asleep on my shoulder. He panicked and deeply lacerated my nose with his claw as he ran off. Blood got everywhere, and to add insult to injury the unit has no removable battery and wouldn't turn off. FML

by WhoNose / 11/06/2016 at 6:52pm / Animals

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  • Break that shit

    #2 - On 11/07/2016 at 9:26am by desbuhbear

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  • Well, it's Monday. So the quota of bad stuff happening has started filling. Hopefully by Wednesday it'll be smooth sailing for you.

    Hope you heal quickly, OP!

    #1 - On 11/07/2016 at 9:02am by FalloutScrolls

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