Think about it. You just made your whole house wet with your pussy.

That sucks. I'm talking about vacuums!

Normally you let the cat out of the bag, not scare it out of the box!

This fml gave me a visual vision of the event.

your cat must be a real pussy to get scared that easily

Cat + vacuum cleaner is like dividing by zero. No, just no ... bad things happen.

You think it was mid-piss, but in fact the cat was exploiting Newton's second law: every action has an equal and opposite reaction (simplifying). The propulsion gained by pissing only facilitated the cat's speedy escape.

Ever heard of a run-on sentence?

I'm just imagining how confusing it must have been for the cat: "was that a snake??" "How did it get in my pee area?" "Do I call the police?" "Nah cats don't snitch" "How will I pee again!" "Outside? Like a dog, noooooooooooooo!"

You clearly seen the cat in the box- common sense would say wait let the cat finish- you could gave the poor thing a heart attack- YDI