Today, as I was taking a shower, I felt something run down my back. Assuming it was water, I lathered up my loofah and scrubbed my back with it, only to hear a gross crunching sound. I pulled back my loofah to see a smushed, twitching cockroach that I had smeared on my back. FML

by kittywings / 04/28/2016 at 9:14pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals

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  • At least you were already in the shower to clean it up nevertheless, that is gross as hell

    #1 - On 04/29/2016 at 8:14am by Fuaaad1994

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  • Death by loofah. I now know what I want printed on my headstone.

    #6 - On 04/29/2016 at 8:30am by Tripartita

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