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Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32105) - you deserved it (5876)

On 08/24/2014 at 8:08pm - animals - by notmyrealname123 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Well at least your cat actually obeyed you. That's pretty rare for cats.

#3 - On 08/25/2014 at 6:09am by lex1459

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That's some Chip and Dale action right there.

#1 - On 08/25/2014 at 6:06am by Timpa70

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