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Today, while doing some spring cleaning, I found the remains of my goldfish, which I was sure my cat ate last year. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37385) - you deserved it (5598)

On 07/19/2014 at 7:39pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Well, I think someone owes someone else an apology. Your cat was generous enough to hack up the remains for the both of you to share, and you were too self-absorbed to even acknowledge the gift. What a perfectly good carcass gone to waste. I hope you're happy.

#8 - On 07/20/2014 at 7:37am by Baustigt

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Poor fishy.

#2 - On 07/20/2014 at 7:33am by WordAficionada

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