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Today, I was really hungry at work, and my stomach growled loudly. One of my co-workers heard it and thought it was a cat. Ashamed, I played dumb and we ended up spending twenty minutes looking for a cat that I knew didn't exist. FML


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On 06/10/2014 at 9:01pm - animals - by imalosertho (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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I hope you'll just be more honest from meow on.

#2 - On 06/11/2014 at 11:22am by KingLewisII

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I don't see why you'd be embarrassed about your stomach growling. You're only human afterall.

#8 - On 06/11/2014 at 11:25am by SmokinGuns

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