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Today, I was walking around my house without a shirt on after my shower. I picked up my cat and walked around the corner... Just as my dad turned on the vacuum. Now I have 6 rather deep bloody holes in my shoulder and chest. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40695) - you deserved it (7523)

On 05/20/2009 at 3:12pm - animals - by vitalcheese (man) - United States (Michigan)

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i really hope your a guy and that sucks i have a rabbit with really long nails and likes to bite.

#1 - On 05/20/2009 at 5:19pm by Funnybunny

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Anybody saying get the cat declawed:

Go and get your fingernails ripped out and your fingers tramautized so that your nails don't grow back. Then tell us what you think of declawing

#64 - On 05/20/2009 at 7:11pm by Icalasari

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