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Today, I was walking around my house without a shirt on after my shower. I picked up my cat and walked around the corner... Just as my dad turned on the vacuum. Now I have 6 rather deep bloody holes in my shoulder and chest. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40841) - you deserved it (7533)

On 05/20/2009 at 3:12pm - animals - by vitalcheese (man) - United States (Michigan)

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i really hope your a guy and that sucks i have a rabbit with really long nails and likes to bite.

#1 - On 05/20/2009 at 5:19pm by Funnybunny

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#7, you're a twat. Cats have claws, if you don't like it then don't buy a fucking cat. You know, declawing is considered so cruel that it's illegal in the UK and several other European countries. If you genuinely believe it's a minor surgery that causes no suffering and is even remotely justifiable you may wish to do a spot of constructive googling on the matter. -.-

#21 - On 05/20/2009 at 5:30pm by paperfox

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