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Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44247) - you deserved it (12976)

On 05/10/2014 at 6:11pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

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What did you sing to your cat?

#2 - On 05/10/2014 at 8:00pm by lightanddark

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Well that's a shi- *coughs loudly* Surely something he won't let down easy.

#6 - On 05/10/2014 at 8:04pm by BootheGhost

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