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Today, a bird got into the walls of my house through a hole. I located where it was by following the chirping and scratching sounds, and drilled a hole to get it out. I pulled out the drill, only to find the drill bit bloody. Suddenly, no more chirps. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48632) - you deserved it (16269)

On 05/05/2014 at 5:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

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Well, you tried to do the right thing...

#2 - On 05/05/2014 at 7:17pm by grogers311

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It probably would've died soon if it was stuck in your walls anyway.

#3 - On 05/05/2014 at 7:18pm by LickitungJr

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