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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered that I love him. He immediately lost his boner, and a few minutes later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else. FML


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On 04/12/2014 at 5:01pm - animals - by princess (woman) - United States (California)

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I love how that turned him off so hard. What a strange reaction.

#2 - On 04/12/2014 at 7:40pm by VonBlitzkrieg

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He might just be nervous. Hearing someone say I love you freaks people out including me.

#4 - On 04/12/2014 at 7:41pm by GirlGamer12345

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