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Today, I witnessed my psycho neighbor put her cat in a cage, cross into my backyard, and set the cage down before returning to her house. She then called the cops and claimed I'd stolen her cat. The cops didn't believe my side of the story for a second. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45359) - you deserved it (3063)

On 04/06/2014 at 3:37pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) -

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Why would you steal a cat and then just leave it in a cage in your garden?

#2 - On 04/06/2014 at 7:30pm by shidaddle

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"The cat is my witness."

#4 - On 04/06/2014 at 7:34pm by Liyuesigs

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