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Today, I was supposed to be studying for an important exam. My parents decided to make me go to a surprise birthday party instead. We weren't allowed to leave until the party was over. The party was for the dog. FML


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On 02/27/2014 at 1:30pm - animals - by SchoolFMLs (man) - United States (Florida)

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Glad to say I've never had to go to a party for a pet

#1 - On 02/27/2014 at 5:17pm by Nederlander95

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Hey, all pets need a little loving. Though, I do agree that the parents went overboard with that

#2 - On 02/27/2014 at 5:19pm by Jazzy9999

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