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Today, my mum asked me how the guinea pig was doing. We don't have a guinea pig. Turns out she had volunteered me to look after the next door neighbor's guinea pig when they were away and 'forgot' to tell me. They have been gone two weeks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51651) - you deserved it (3688)

On 02/25/2014 at 4:59am - animals - by HelpMe (man) - United Kingdom (Scottish Borders, The)

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Your neighbours sure aren't guinea be happy about this.

#4 - On 02/25/2014 at 12:24pm by carcinogenic

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Its replacement time!

#1 - On 02/25/2014 at 12:23pm by droid1126

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