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Today, I learned that I'm the only person in my family that our new cat likes. She sleeps on my bed and always sits in my lap and despises everyone else. I'm allergic to cats. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40410) - you deserved it (3592)

On 02/24/2014 at 2:05pm - animals - by Good choice cat (woman) - United States (California)

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The cat is planning your death.

#2 - On 02/24/2014 at 5:01pm by love2killu

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They have a sense for these things. It's reveling in your displeasure as we speak.

#4 - On 02/24/2014 at 5:01pm by Pleonasm

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