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Today, my cat decided that instead of using the brand-new scratching post I bought him, he was going to use my pant leg while I was asleep. FML

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On 02/24/2014 at 2:20am - animals - by tornkhakis - United States (Indiana)

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You might want to spray the scratching post with some catnip spray so that he starts using it!

#3 - On 02/24/2014 at 11:39am by FueledByFate

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Buy your cat a mannequin wearing some pants to use instead?

Actually; Scratch that. It would only end in tears.

#6 - On 02/24/2014 at 11:41am by Pleonasm

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