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Today, I'm trapped in my apartment, due to the fact that five raccoons have decided to sit outside my only door and prevent me from getting out. Every time I look at one, they hiss at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42255) - you deserved it (5240)

On 01/10/2014 at 6:15am - animals - by RaccoonFever - United States (California)

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Call animal control

#1 - On 01/10/2014 at 10:47am by chevygirl23

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Hiss back! Display your dominance!

#6 - On 01/10/2014 at 10:50am by Trym

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