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Today, my dog found out how to turn my Xbox off. So whenever he wants attention, guess what he does. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51453) - you deserved it (18343)

On 01/06/2014 at 6:00pm - animals - by Z3R0G5 (man) - United States (Indiana)

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So turn the Xbox off and take him for a walk!

#2 - On 01/07/2014 at 8:10am by purebliss

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Should have gotten a PS4.

#1 - On 01/07/2014 at 8:09am by Jacksparrow72

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