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Today, I pretended to cry in front of my cat because she doesn't cuddle with me anymore. Yeah, I tried to guilt-trip my cat into loving me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39969) - you deserved it (10475)

On 12/24/2013 at 11:53am - animals - by PityKitty (woman) -

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Well did it work?

#1 - On 12/24/2013 at 1:46pm by extrasnipes

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I think you've reached rock bottom

#3 - On 12/24/2013 at 1:47pm by JoeyJaws68

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