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Today, I was playing with my dog, when she started sniffing my face. Jokingly, I got up and started to sniff her face back and asked "Yeah, how do you like that?" She replied by biting into my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23260) - you deserved it (29598)

On 12/15/2013 at 1:47am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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I'm not a dog expert or anything but I think that means she didn't like it

#2 - On 12/15/2013 at 6:51am by tacojauns

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"Boop! Got your nose!"

#7 - On 12/15/2013 at 6:53am by lolle_p0p

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