Occam's razor

By Anonymous - 20/11/2013 01:09 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my girlfriend tried explaining a duck flying into our living room and taking a shit everywhere as "paranormal activity". FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 727
You deserved it 3 762

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Deezknutz 8

How does a duck fly Into your living room?

Paranormal quacktivity is a more likely explanation

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Duck flying into the house..still better paranormal activity than the movies.

Gingerette 8

I would say the girlfriend was trying to make a pun, but it's really loosely related, if she was..

Paranormal activity isn't all that it's quacked up to be.

if it was a rubber ducky, I'd be suspicious too!

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think rubber ducks have the ability to shit.

They let out tiny bubbles every now and then

You've got to be ducking kidding me, that is a quacktasticly strange explanation

by definition that is in fact. paranormal. "beyond the rage of normal" activity. yeah...she is sort of right and you're sort of being a jackass.

Lunch does not get much fresher than that!

RedPillSucks 31

I like my lunch not to be still ******** when I'm trying to eat it.

Did she at least tell you to duck? Get it cause it was a....nevermind

You posted this 2x jack ass. And it wasn't funny the first