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Today, I walked under a tree and heard birds chirping from above. I stopped and looked up, only to catch a face full of bird shit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45624) - you deserved it (9140)

On 11/06/2013 at 1:08pm - animals - by lbg2msf (man) - United States (Mississippi)

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I hope you didn't have your mouth open

#3 - On 11/06/2013 at 6:28pm by Ambient25

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Damn, it's only Wednesday and you're already getting shitfaced? I wanna party with you, OP!

#6 - On 11/06/2013 at 6:29pm by gc327072

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