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Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45994) - you deserved it (2406)

On 09/05/2013 at 7:02am - animals - by GotMyBitchBack - United States (Ohio)

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Well, maybe the dog just wanted the cookie in her pocket.

#5 - On 09/05/2013 at 12:41pm by WhyAmUHere

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umm wow. hell of a neighbor you've got there. just take your dog back.

#2 - On 09/05/2013 at 12:39pm by The_9th_Doctor

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