Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Brooklyn, United States
Happy Caturday!
Today, I realized I love my boyfriend's cat more than I love my boyfriend. The only reason we're still together is I don't want to lose custody of the cat. FML
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evilamoebaattack 20
well OP im sorry but you need to deal with it and break up with your boyfriend. you're being incredibly rude to your boyfriend here, and i think you should just be honest.
Pwib 14
You're a girl who likes the pussy best.
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Comments (83)
epicwaffles 7
Settle it in court.
Branflakes78 13
What?
TheCanucklehead 22
It's not a kid. It's a cat
AKGirlinSD 20
25, you'd be surprise how many people fight over their pets, in court.
CanadiAnM8 24
Why do people always say "settle it in court"? Everything is not meant to be settled in court! Also OP, break up with him, but remain his friend. You can probably play with his cat sometimes too. Also tell him how much you love the cat. And it also seems a bit like a FHL
lollypop30001 19
Some people can't have kids so their pets are like kids like me for Example.
Deresius 12
Or just break it off, to be friends with benefits, and you could play with one another's pussy. Win win.
Faff 20
guys, I'm pretty sure that #1 wasn't serious
moimoimoi125_fml 11
42 - I'm always amazed by the lack of humor people have on humor websites.
ryanthecheeseguy 18
This comment told me you are indeed American #1
pazuzus_intern 10
# 71 because there are no asshats in other parts of the world...
epicwaffles 7
I.... I was kidding. ):
ariachan_fml 3
too little too late Mr. waffles... you may need to settle this debate with court action
Pwib 14
You're a girl who likes the pussy best.
caohm 18
if it's like puss in boots from shrek then who can blame you that cats just too damn smooth
syki 22
@24 *whoosh*
Micayla 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That's hard, because I know how animals can become like children to a couple. Discuss it with him and hopefully you can get an agreement written down on paper.
Grayness_ 26
Why the **** so many negative thumbs down????
Likian5 26
This is probably getting so many thumbs down because it's pretty insulting to someone if they know their significant other wants to break up with them, but still wants to see their cat.
arioch_fml 20
Not to mention it sounds like it was the boyfriend's cat to begin with. Not really fair of her to be asking for his cat.
noir_heart 8
What you gotta do is simple. Just fake your death and funeral, then while he's mourning he'll decide he can't handle his lonely misery anymore, so he sleeps over at a friend's. Then sneak into the house, grab the cat and run. Easy!
noir_heart 8
I'm sorry guys... When I'm tired I come up with stupid jokes that I think are funny at the time. I re-read my comment and realized how lame I am. *time to go to sleep*
DWordHead16 19
You tried at least (:
IvyOswin 17
I thought it was brilliant in any case :P
moimoimoi125_fml 11
That was kinda funny actually. Or maybe am I just tired as well.
bfsd42 20
It was a great comment. But sadly, many people on this site take every comment way too seriously.
evilamoebaattack 20
well OP im sorry but you need to deal with it and break up with your boyfriend. you're being incredibly rude to your boyfriend here, and i think you should just be honest.
eddeeezzyy 19
Agreed. Leading your bf/gf on is possibly one of the worst things you can ever do to them.
iAlissa 34
Especially leading them on for a cat ^
Buzzshock331 7
It's HIS cat. If I was the boyfriend , I'd get a restraining order for my cat cuz that cat might mysteriously disappear along with my girlfriend.
pazuzus_intern 10
Theres really not enough information here to sum that up. OPs boyfriend might be a complete asshole, a cheater, or abusive. Let's not jump to conclusions just yet.
Ari1337 15
I doubt she would put up with an abusive cheating asshole for a cat though.
zsshamalama 11
Don't be honest about the cat.
mrs_deyes 8
I don't know whether to feel bad for you or ashamed of you.
DWordHead16 19
I agree. Haha like I understand she loves the cat, but that's a bit harsh to lead someone on for it. I know she'll most likely have to give it up if they break up, but still. There's so many things wrong with this. She should just have a heart and not worry about her own needs in this situation...
ApparentlyNotEno 28
Ashamed. She needs to grow up, grow a pair, and GTFO. You don't play with the emotions of others for the love of a cat.
thejzabs 25
Haha the irony of telling a woman to grow a pair!
hallix 21
If you can handle just being there for the cat, by all means, run with your awkward situation until it gets too uncomfortable! Kitties are lovable, I must admit. :)
michelleJ11 25
OP should break up with her boyfriend, even if it means losing the cat. Leading the boyfriend on just for his cat is not acceptable and is unfair to him.
davincidasecond 24
And what, being honest with your boyfriend doesn't matter because of a cat? Get your priorities straight.
Caitie_kid 8
It's much harder to break up with a kitty than a person. But I agree that she needs to talk to her boyfriend. Who knows, if she does it sooner than later, maybe they can stay friends and she can still see her kitty loves.
AGB10 19
Well that's catastrophic! Might get worse though if you don't talk it out..
mrs_deyes 8
You really take crazy cat lady to a whole new level.