Today, my dog died. In the same kitchen corner that two of my other dogs have died. I have a "Corner Of Death" in my kitchen. FML
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Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML
Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, my dog died. We planned to get her cremated and keep the ashes. My sister put forward the idea of putting the ashes in our food so our dog can be "inside of us, always." She's completely serious. I'm scared to eat food from her now. FML
Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year-old dog that had been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, I returned home from college for the first time in a month. I went to my bedroom and found a nice gift bag on my dresser. Thinking it was a Valentine's gift, I opened it. My dog's ashes were in a tin inside. This is how I found out my dog died since I was away. FML
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, I made the mistake of telling my dentist that my dog died. She spent the next half-hour talking about her pets and how they died. I ended up crying in her dentist's chair. FML
Today, my dog of 10 years died suddenly. My husband’s response? “At least you don’t have to buy dog food anymore." FML
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furbyface711 9
Dogs go someplace comfortable when they know they are dying. The corner made them all happy.
Despereaux 15
Call an exorcist.
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Despereaux 15
Call an exorcist.
BradyT918 9
Whoever said YDI needs to check what they click before the click and/or be more compassionate.
TheLittleBear 19
I agree. There's no way anyone could deserve that. Some people just have no heart.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
There are people who will click YDI for no reason whatsoever. I've read some pretty sad fml's where clicking YDI makes 0 sense.
whyusofat 17
Some people accidentally mis-click :( curse having dirty phone cases.
BradyT918 9
Clean it then.
aintlifeapain 21
Getting a new one might be an answer..
ViRepz 28
I still don't see how this convo has anything to do with #1's comment.
LithFlavored 10
Some people do it for the badge
assassinbanana0 20
Why spend money on a new phone case because you accidentally click ydi? If it really is that serious, Take the phone case off before submitting a response
bfsd42 20
51, it's all too common for people to thread jack the first comment. Wouldn't it be great if we could send these comments to the end of the line for skipping?
ughnotthatgirl 9
idk man I'd call Sam and Dean
furbyface711 9
Dogs go someplace comfortable when they know they are dying. The corner made them all happy.
soccerluver315 14
Yea, similar to how elephants all migrate to an elephant graveyard before they die.
thatnucca 36
You can either call it a death corner or put a positive spin on it...
TourettesGuyFTW 25
Call it the Corner of Solace.
HockeyGirlLover 7
Any of my pets that have died or that we had to put to sleep have either climbed into my lap lied their head on my lap or lied so they against me or just touching me as much as they could
doodlecloud 26
Yeah, it's probably just a quieter area, a little bit out of the way and not too hot or cold. Somewhere comfortable. Sorry for your loss though OP.
Alihb 16
Are there hyenas hanging out in this graveyard?
\ 28
Yes. Their names are Shenzi, Benzi, and Ed.
TheLittleBear 19
83 - Ah, that takes me back.
ClaytorNator 12
#37 Aww... That must've been heartbreaking! :(
Alihb 16
Hey, hey, hey. Dont I take you back?
Gothicbunnyx3 16
#37 that's terrible, I have emotionally attachment to my fish.. I can't handle losing a pet.
finalfantasyftw 10
@37 that's really cute but really creepy at the same time.
OtakuTaco 15
That's not a thing.
TheLittleBear 19
Stay away from the corner, OP!
thepunman 11
Legend has it that a boy who was named the "Bad Boy" always stood in that corner. He now lives there, and will kill anyone who nears
fuckedPriceless 17
Dogs are known for trying I find a place not near people to die in, it's in their nature.
Goblin182 26
Apparently my dogs think a busy street is a good place to be alone to die.
Metallica36176 16
That was a horrible joke. And I feel even more horrible laughing so hard at it.
ClaytorNator 12
Why am I laughing? DAMNIT, I'm a sick person...
Obey_StudBoii 23
#29 Lol! I can't stop laughing
alonur 6
Put something which attracts mosquitos in the corner.
TheLittleBear 19
Why? Seems to me that'll just create another problem.
s13495 19
I think #9 was hinting that it would kill the mosquitos. or he is promoting the corner of death =
alonur 6
You're right. Take advantage of it, OP.
EnterSandman_fml 20
Remodel and put a cabinet or refrigerator in that corner.
bgibbz 15
Agreed. There's most likely nothing wrong with the corner, but when animals die they tend to go to a quiet place. When my dog died she went and laid down behind the couch, for example. That corner of the kitchen is probably just quiet and out of the way.
ksks1234 33
Who wants a bunch of dead refrigerators?
Jareth_King 21
Why did I laugh at that?!?
Wizardo 33
Maybe he was chilling with the spirits of your other dogs and was asking 'Is dying painful?', to which one of them replied 'Its faster than falling asleep'...
vehementbitch 4
This whole thread is so sad!!!
irishpassion16 6
This shit just got Sirius
Jareth_King 21
Do not bring him into this!!
kwyk 23
Time to store the rat poison somewhere else
RedPillSucks 31
That's exactly what I was thinking. Perhaps OP should check out the corner more closely. Maybe the exterminator sprays there more often than elsewhere.
Bevspeaks 11
Two options: Caution tape, so nobody walks into that corner and dies, or get a sign, like the ones they have for wet floors and such, that says: WARNING MAY CAUSE DEATH.
HeartOfLead 24
You should be more worried about the ghosts!
hcollins1 18
Those doggy ghosts are quite vengeful. They're the ones you want to look out for!
VeganVampyre 26
Oh yeah, always barking at poltergeists and such... Terrible.