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Today, during a firework show, my dog gave me her opinion about them by practically eating half my bedroom door then defecating on my bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35944) - you deserved it (7141)

On 07/05/2013 at 1:43am - animals - by damn dog - United States

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You should play classical music when fireworks are going off, it's supposed to calm animals down. Works with our cat! We put his bed in a room with classical music playing and he'll sleep straight through the fireworks instead of being sick with stress. I know it sounds crazy..

#7 - On 07/05/2013 at 9:46am by stardustjunkie

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How does someone deserve this?

#6 - On 07/05/2013 at 9:45am by badluckdawson

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