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Today, I returned home from a month long trip overseas to find that my bird sitter has trained my parrot to whisper, "You're going to die" in a sinister voice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46072) - you deserved it (6081)

On 06/17/2013 at 4:07pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

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That is just awesome. Don't tell people before they stay over, trust me, it'll be great.

#3 - On 06/17/2013 at 6:11pm by TheDrifter

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The sitter should have taught it to say "Help! I'm trapped in a parrot's body!"

#4 - On 06/17/2013 at 6:11pm by wootwootimahoot

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