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Today, while feeding my neighbour's cats, I mistakenly switched up their foods. One has medicated food that causes drowsiness. The healthy cat got knocked out like a log. I panicked, laid him out by the bed, and spilled milk around his head to make it look "natural." I think I'm going to hell. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30421) - you deserved it (33407)

On 05/31/2013 at 10:59am - animals - by fuckshitcockwaffle (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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Or you could do the right thing and explain what happened. Nice name though. Very original.

#1 - On 05/31/2013 at 1:07pm by Cartera

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What a catastrophe (had to be done)

#2 - On 05/31/2013 at 1:08pm by Pleonasm

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