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Today, my dog became scared of his own food bowl. He now barks for ages every time he sees it. FML


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On 04/29/2013 at 3:20am - animals - by conbon123 - United States (Oregon)

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He's all bark and no bite, literally.

#1 - On 04/29/2013 at 10:03am by daydreamer244

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Put his food in an R/C dump truck and make it drive away whenever your dog goes for it.

You've got an insane dog, so you might as well have fun with it.

#9 - On 04/29/2013 at 10:10am by perdix

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