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Today, I woke up to my cat giving birth, on my bed. I adopted her from a friend, who told me she was spayed. Now I have a giant mess and a cat who won't let me move either her or her babies. Guess I'm sleeping on the couch for a while. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27427) - you deserved it (3418)

On 03/21/2013 at 2:42pm - animals - by DommeAshlee - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

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Well yeah, your friend was spayed, but the cat wasn't. Didn't think of that, did you, OP?

Oh wait, damn ambiguous wording.

#3 - On 03/21/2013 at 10:08pm by YouAreMyPrey

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Aww kittens! Take a bunch of pictures of them in teacups and shit and become famous on the Internet! Remember OP, the teacup is half FULL. Of kittehs.

#6 - On 03/21/2013 at 10:16pm by misspulkadot24

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