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Today, I saw my neighbor's delinquent kid shooting squirrels with a BB gun. Shocked and furious at his cruel behavior, I told him to stop, with the threat of telling his parents. He responded by shooting me in the nuts and running away in a fit of laughter. FML

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A psychopath in the making, for sure

#1 - On 02/15/2013 at 6:29am by Whytetrash

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Then go to his parents. and if they don't do something about it shoot them in the nuts and run away laughing

#3 - On 02/15/2013 at 6:30am by d4m4s74

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