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Today, I bougt a fis!! I puttd te tank on top of te fridge so ma cat wouldn't get at it!! I'd forgotten to buy some tings 4 its tank, so I quickly ran out to get tem!! Wen I got ome, I saw te tank destroyd on te floor, an ma cat devouring ma fis!! I ad te fis 4 less tan an our!! FML


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On 02/07/2013 at 10:58pm - animals - by fish killer - Canada

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cats are like ninjas ...don't fall for those cute eyes

#2 - On 02/08/2013 at 2:46am by ljcarranza

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And that was the greatest less than an hour time of its life.

#3 - On 02/08/2013 at 2:47am by JellyBalls

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