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Today, a bull escaped from the small farm down the street. It ended up in my yard and would not let me outside. I called animal control, who said, "We only deal with regular animals." FML

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On 01/17/2013 at 10:48pm - animals - by bull-stuff - United States (South Carolina)

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If there's anything the cartoons taught me its that as long as you don't wear red you're safe.

#2 - On 01/18/2013 at 6:02am by Nordrag

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Maybe you can ask the owners of the small farm down the street to come pick up their rogue irregular bull? Just be sure to stay between him and the fine china to avert a real catastrophe.

#3 - On 01/18/2013 at 6:03am by PrincessPesa

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