Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I was wrapping presents for my daughter, trying to be really quiet. Behind me, the cat decided to climb the tree, which then fell on top of me and I couldn't move. My daughter had to help me up. She now knows everything she's getting for Christmas this year. FML

#20417111
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22317) - you deserved it (2822)

On 12/23/2012 at 8:03pm - animals - by Christmas sucks - United States (Massachusetts)

still had to pay's life also sucks
Today, I took my 5-year old daughter to get a photo taken with Santa, when she asked the…

Anonymous also deserved it
Today, I had a look through my dad's girlfriend's phone she left on the table. Best part:…

Top comments

This close to the actual holiday, I don't think it matters much.

#2 - On 12/24/2012 at 3:27am by RevengeIsSweet

See in context

+77 | 8

Well I hope you have a wonderful Christmas anyway. Merry Xmas everyone on FML!
Xxxxxoxox

#9 - On 12/24/2012 at 3:34am by zandalee

See in context

+32 | 13

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Allison Myres Perry & Jim Perry 's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Break that FML
  • Hello everybody! It's great to be back to present you with a new artist. Well, two artists actually. We don't often publish artists that work as a team, and today is all the more interesting because we're…

Wednesday 15 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by