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Today, an exterminator sprayed for cockroaches in my dorm room. After classes I got back to find three large cockroaches on top of my bed. Now that the exterminator has sprayed everything, all the cockroaches are coming out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21745) - you deserved it (1588)

On 10/18/2012 at 10:41am - animals - by Annonymous (woman) - United States

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Hey, it's 2012, lady! You can't expect cockroaches to stay in the closet forever.

#4 - On 10/18/2012 at 12:56pm by perdix

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Those little buggers are resilient as hell.

Have fun playing whack-a-roach!

#1 - On 10/18/2012 at 12:54pm by kyleekay

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